Its Karma Time
It's Karma Time
Surprise, surprise, surprise!
We moved Karma, but we didn’t tell her.
Wonder what she’s going to say when she finds out?
Let’s all give her a big welcome SSSLLLAAAAAPPPP!
Janet Moon
www.JanetMoon.com
Whipping Queen
Rules with a whip instead of a mace
replaced the robe with black lace.
She rides a broom
horse’s need groomed.
No king at her side
no man has tried.
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St. Patrick’s Day
The Pagans gave us a holiday
the whole world celebrates it, St. Patrick’s Day
with shamrocks and green beer
St. Patrick drove the snakes over here.
Top ten lies men say to keep us hanging
Ladies,
While I am directing this to you, it does go both ways.
Things men say to keep us hanging around and waiting on the
1) I love you
2) I only want to be with you
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The Circle
Oh, the Circle I do weave
It leads to disaster, I do believe.
I take pills in the morning for pain
And yet there is nothing to be gained.
At night I want to take a hit
I want crack, just a little bit.
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Vet’s Poem
The year was 1974
Vietnam, one year more
We came home on leave
What we saw we could not believe
The hippies were marching in the street
Vietnam veterans were being beat
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Taxes
Washington kicked the Brits’ asses
To end unfair taxes
Heroes like Jackson and Farragut
Stopped the Brits from reinstating
Taxes, most forgot
Then came Lincoln with the income tax
He sure stuck it in our ass
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Charlane
There was a young girl in the rain.
Her middle name was Charlane.
Charlane’s first name is Vicki,
getting rid of her middle name would be tricky.
Mae is the middle name of Janet.
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Psychic Bitches are Wired
Psychic Bitches are wired,
your vain questions, they grow tired.
If sympathy is your game,
you’d best not call these dames.
Spider Mike
