Karma's Venom

Rules with a whip instead of a mace
replaced the robe with black lace.

She rides a broom
horse’s need groomed.

No king at her side
no man has tried.
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The Pagans gave us a holiday
the whole world celebrates it, St. Patrick’s Day

with shamrocks and green beer
St. Patrick drove the snakes over here.

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Oh, the Circle I do weave
It leads to disaster, I do believe.
I take pills in the morning for pain
And yet there is nothing to be gained.
At night I want to take a hit
I want crack, just a little bit.
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The year was 1974
Vietnam, one year more
 
We came home on leave
What we saw we could not believe
 
The hippies were marching in the street
Vietnam veterans were being beat
 
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Washington kicked the Brits’ asses
To end unfair taxes
Heroes like Jackson and Farragut
Stopped the Brits from reinstating
Taxes, most forgot
Then came Lincoln with the income tax
He sure stuck it in our ass
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There was a young girl in the rain.
Her middle name was Charlane.
Charlane’s first name is Vicki,
getting rid of her middle name would be tricky.
Mae is the middle name of Janet.
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Psychic Bitches are wired,

your vain questions, they grow tired.

If sympathy is your game,

you’d best not call these dames.

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